Igors translated Fax form.

Hello mr bank manager.

Let me introduce myself.
My false name is charles bello, but my friends call me stupid moron.

I am a nigerian scam artist; I try to con people into letting me have access to their bank accounts. I should be in jail but I haven't been caught yet.

This text was written by somebody that I am trying to scam and he told me that he had written a letter of introduction for me in Russian. Like the idiot that I am, I believed him. He told me that he has an account at your bank, and again, stupid moron charlie believed him.

Let me demonstrate to you just how stupid I am:

He told me that goat farming is the most lucrative business in Russia - I didn't check because I am just about the most stupidest person alive.

I deserve to be shot, not just because I am an international criminal, but also because I am incredibly dense: My brain is smaller than that of a mouse.

If they asked for volunteers for testing the effects of passing a human body through a functioning jet turbine, then I would force my way to the front of the queue. All my Nigerian friends would have to wait their turn.

I sincerely believe that the Russian person I contacted is denser than myself and he is about to lose all his money to me. He told me it once happened to him before but he was still willing to partake in this illegal scheme of mine.
I am such a retard that I believed him. It never crossed my tiny mind that he would be making fun of me in this way, and that the whole world would be laughing at me.

So there you have it: Charles Bello, Nigerian scammer, is officially the stupidest, most retarded imbicile ever to walk on this planet.

What a donkey I am,
[hopefully] Charles Bello [or maybe some other name]